My NUMBER 1. biggest breaker is a mooch. i don't wanna hear you complaining about money all the time and how you are unable to go out and do fun stuff. esp if you make me feel guilty like it's my fault or something and con me into paying for you. get a job! stop wasting your money on weed, and use it to go to kings dominion with me instead.
which brings me to my number 2. have your priorities straight. if your number one priority doesn't involve something ambitious (job, school, entrepreneurship) then gtfo.
3. fugged up grill piece is a def deal breaker. this is America. you don't need to be running around with your teeth lookin like you're The Predator. If you can't get braces, then do like Nelly and get a grill. but even then, bad teeth is no beuno for me
4. text friends. do not act like my bff through texting and fbook chatting, and then have ABSOLUTELY nothing to say in real life. i can't play that game. i know it's easier for you to be witty when you're behind a screen that gives you time to meticulously add and erase words before you send them to me. it's annoying. be a real person
5. any dude who wears light wash jeans, that flare out in any capacity, then pairs it with flip flops. none of these things need to ever happen.....ever
6. if you're short. sorry. i know god made you that way. but i can't do it. i'm too big, i'm not tryin to feel any bigger. thanks
7. if you ever say the word "faggot." or "cunt." or the "n word". i will not only punch you out, but i def won't date you. Actually anyone who says any derogatory word is scum in my eyes, not a booty call.
8. judgmental people. yeah, yeah, we're all judgmental to a degree (obvi i'm writing a post based on judgments). But i CAN'T STAND when all someone does is sit around and talk shit about other people or has something negative to say about everyone that passes them. It shows just how insecure you are. And i absolutely hate when people judge things before they try it. It means you aren't up for new experiences and it's a turn off. get the effing chip of your shoulder. it aint cute.
9. people who are picky about food. this goes along with being judgmental and not trying new things out. it really, really, really annoys me when someone claims they hate something, but will not even try it. get over yourself
10. last deal breaker...when someone is conceited. you really aren't cool, or cute, or funny if you have to say you are. shutup. be humble.
3. fugged up grill piece is a def deal breaker. this is America. you don't need to be running around with your teeth lookin like you're The Predator. If you can't get braces, then do like Nelly and get a grill. but even then, bad teeth is no beuno for me
4. text friends. do not act like my bff through texting and fbook chatting, and then have ABSOLUTELY nothing to say in real life. i can't play that game. i know it's easier for you to be witty when you're behind a screen that gives you time to meticulously add and erase words before you send them to me. it's annoying. be a real person
5. any dude who wears light wash jeans, that flare out in any capacity, then pairs it with flip flops. none of these things need to ever happen.....ever
6. if you're short. sorry. i know god made you that way. but i can't do it. i'm too big, i'm not tryin to feel any bigger. thanks
7. if you ever say the word "faggot." or "cunt." or the "n word". i will not only punch you out, but i def won't date you. Actually anyone who says any derogatory word is scum in my eyes, not a booty call.
8. judgmental people. yeah, yeah, we're all judgmental to a degree (obvi i'm writing a post based on judgments). But i CAN'T STAND when all someone does is sit around and talk shit about other people or has something negative to say about everyone that passes them. It shows just how insecure you are. And i absolutely hate when people judge things before they try it. It means you aren't up for new experiences and it's a turn off. get the effing chip of your shoulder. it aint cute.
9. people who are picky about food. this goes along with being judgmental and not trying new things out. it really, really, really annoys me when someone claims they hate something, but will not even try it. get over yourself
10. last deal breaker...when someone is conceited. you really aren't cool, or cute, or funny if you have to say you are. shutup. be humble.
Haa if you ate rocks for breakfast as a youth gtfo-- baha. But seriously let's sit around and talk shit. And sorry I don't like ranch.
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